Today, hanging out at the beach with very good friend, there was one friend of theirs that came along.  Through drunk eyes I can see almost every girl “good enough” but today since I was driving and had a cold I stayed sober completely.

Well this friend was fucking amazing.  Skinny, but not disgustingly skinny.  Double D sized breasts(by guess), a nice ass, great legs and best of all, she loved gaming.  Cooperative gaming at that!  She mentioned a lot of Halo and Call of Duty.

I thought, “Perfect.  The kind of girl I’ve been waiting for for 24 years!”  Then the biggest letdown of my entire life was uttered. “She’s a Jesus freak.”

I instantly thought of every fffffffuuuuuuuuu comic ever made.  God dammit. These girls are so hard to come by.